Scientists are reporting that the tremors you may have recently felt were caused by every web designer on the planet simultaneously jumping with joy. Microsoft has announced that it will finally discontinue the Internet Explorer brand, that red-hot poker in the ass of coders everywhere, which is the worst browser ever made…
This should be good news to anyone who has ever had to view a website using IE as a browser, which is kind of like trying to view Mars using a can of MACE as a telescope. But…
…it will still be included in Windows for “compatibility”…
…and their new browsers will simply have a different name instead of “Internet Explorer”…
…yes they dumped money into researching new brand names (e.g., which ones reminds people less of how much they hate Internet Explorer)…
So that’s it folks, same turd, different wrapping paper.
You can read all the morbid details about Internet Explorer 12 Project Spartan on some other site. I have chosen to only write about the important parts.
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